Know your beverages!

Here's how my test went:

Bourbon

Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (69).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

The test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 30% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 87% on wine index
You scored higher than 80% on liquor index


The Alcohol Knowledge Test

I'm so proud of myself....riiiiight