How do you like your eggs?

The Gob. He likes 'em this way:
Read about it here. Windmills, intranets business, H-Spa, what else can a women want?
*Includes failed smile, immaturity and irreverence*
The greatest gift ever from Tom Hicks and Jon Daniels came to me via tv last night: The Rangers sign Millwood, a legit #1 starter, 5 years - $60 mil. Read about it hurah.
I've ever seen is posted over at CNNSI.com. I understand George Mikan but come on, they might as well put Richard Pryor on there because he was a minor league pitcher in 'Brewster's Millions'.
Damn this weather sucks. All that I can do when I get home is crack open a cold one... Should be nice for Christmas though.
All out there that plan to get me a swell gift for Christmas (happy holidays for the P.C. wimps), the very few of you, one thing comes to mind: iTunes gift card.